ABC's latest victim Hannah B recently began dating several dozen men over on The Bachelorette in a dedicated mission to find her husband. And sure, there are probably easier ways to find a guy than having Chris Harrison round up some randoms who might be criminally insane on national TV, but here we are!

Hannah's season is just getting started, but thanks to Bachelor Nation spoiler guru Reality Steve—who's been spilling tea on this show since day one and has an impeccable track record—we already know who the winner is. *HOW-EV-ER*: before we get to whether or not Hannah is engaged to a citizen of the bodily-fluid-filled swamp known as Bachelor Mansion, let's quickly get to know her runners-up in this terrifying love story. Also, it goes without saying....

SPOILERS AHEAD!

TURN BACK NOW IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN PURE LIKE COLTON UNDERWOOD BEFORE HE (MAYBE) LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

*Psst: While Reality Steve is a spoiler master, remember none of this has actually been confirmed by ABC, so take it with a pinch of salt.

The Runners-Up

First up, meet the three people trying to be reality stars totally eligible men who almost won Hannah's heart.

Peter Weber

Sweet, simple Peter Weber made it allllll the way to the Fantasy Suite, but appears to have been eliminated during the Rose Ceremony, after his ~night of passion~ with Hannah. Woof...it's gotta hurt to be rejected right after doing skin-on-skin contact with someone.

Anyway, Peter is a pilot for Delta Airlines, so hopefully he'll be FLYING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S HEART SOON. There are clearly plenty of Bachelor Nation fans ready and waiting:

Luke Parker

Luke Parker got Hannah's first-impression rose, and he was honestly so cute! But for reasons that remain mysterious, Reality Steve claims Luke was sent home during the dinner portion of his overnight date in Greece. Which, WHAT?!

According to Mr. Steve, there was some sort of argument between Luke and Hannah that you can see in the trailer for this season—looks like it mayyyyybe (at least judging from the promo?) was about sex:

I'm so worried.

Jed Wyatt

You might remember Jed as the dude who felt the need to sing "Roll Tide" to Hannah upon first meeting her, an event that permanently damaged my ears and soul. Turns out, he inexplicably made it super far—like, here's a spoiler-y sneak peek at Hannah leaping into his arms during Hometown Dates:

Anyway, our dude Jed made it through the Fantasy Suite. In the end, it was actually down to Jed and Tyler, which brings us to....

The Winner

That'd be Tyler Cameron! Tyler, a general contractor from Florida, is absolutely adorable. He's probably best known for dancing shirtless around a construction site in his intro video or staring wistfully off into the great unknown, also shirtless, with his dog. According to Reality Steve, Tyler and Hannah are a hundred percent engaged, but there aren't any details about how it went down just yet, so stay tuned!

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